Cheeseburger calzones

this recipe came to be today as the result of a combination of a couple other things i made in the past, and some internet research from the doughboy's website....

here's how it starts...i used TWO tubes of crescent rolls...to make 8 cheeseburger calzones...

i separated the crescents into quarters, and sealed the seam in between two triangles to make a total of 8 rectangles, which i pressed out to be a bit thinner and larger.

while i was doing that, i was also browning 1.5lbs of ground beef, that i added some tastefully simple 'onion onion' seasoning blend to...

to create good cheeseburger flavor, i added mustard and ketchup right to the browned ground beef, after it was fully cooked (grease drained as well) and no longer pink...

i laid out the crescent rectangles on my baking stone, such that half of the rectangle was hanging off, ready to be folded over...and then i piled on the meat mixture.  (given that i was making 8 calzones, and they didn't fit, i did have to use two baking stones...)

 

my next step was some dill relish...my kidlets LOVE dill pickles and dill relish...the best part of a burger from the golden arches is biting into that pickle...except that...well, you usually don't just 'bite' into the pickle..the whole thing comes out at once, and, since the usual 'kid-sized' burgers only come with ONE magical disk of dillness, you get ONE bite that includes your favorite element.  SO - i could have just sliced up some pickles and put one little disk on each pile of cheeseburger mix....instead, i opted to pile on some dill relish, to help spread the love.  also - i opted not to mix this in like the ketchup and mustard, so that i could better control the dill flavor and distribution.

next up...the cheese part of the cheeseburger calzone...i used a 1/2 of a slice of good 'ol american cheese...

then i folded over the other half of the calzone dough and pressed each one closed, as best i could, with a fork...prevents leakage, of course...in theory....

next, i popped them in a 350 degree oven for about 25 minutes, until they were golden brown and HOT

yum!  ready to eat!

let's face it....it's a very 'kid' meal...so i accompanied it with some homemade mac & cheese from a box and corn...

and can i just say...that my son, who does not really like anything new, turns his nose up at everything but mac & cheese...took one bite of this and said it was "awesome"...do you hear that, folks?!  he said it tastes just like the double cheeseburgers he gets from mcdonalds....while it's not the healthiest meal i make, i will take that as a huge compliment, and a great replacement for a meal from the arches!

It's not easy being green!

Remember this monochromatic meal???

Well, what better day for another monochrome meal than St. Patrick's Day!??! And while the leprechauns did not turn our milk green, we did have a 'green' meal! And, it's made from things you've read about here!

First came the main dish - usually this is Spinach & Mushroom Ravioli - but today it was Whole Wheat Cheese Tortellini (store was out of ravioli....and since Druggy and I are on weight watchers, the whole wheat pasta was a better route anyway!)

And there are a plethora of green vegetables we could have eaten in our green meal...green beans, asparagus, broccoli...all are family favorites...but the most famous is the artichoke...so that's what we had!

and finally...we top it off with a salad...green, but also very colorful!

A great way to celebrate the holiday through food...speaking of which...we did that on Valentine's day, though um...the coloring wasn't quite as sucessful...

Orange (rather than pink eggs)...

Heart shaped cinnamon rolls...

and the kids' favorite....pink grits.

Everybody loves pie!

And Shepherd's Pie is no different! This fantastic all-in-one meal is SO easy, it's crazy - and very tasty to the hubby and the yahoos. It hearkens us back to England and our pub-fare days (though we would typically order the bangers and mash or fish and chips, the shepherd's pie is good, too!)

So here's how i make it...

Many of the above pictured ingredients COULD be made from scratch - nice, creamy, homemade mashed potatoes...gravy leftover from last night's pot roast...and for that matter, last night's pot roast. I, however, VERY rarely cook like that. This meal is much more processed (and I'm sure high in sodium), but it's easy and it's not fast food.


So - a box (or two) of steak-um like meat things. Cook these up in a frying pan. I have made this with ground beef before, but we prefer the steak-ums.

This becomes layer Number One in your baking dish.

Layer Number Two is your frozen vegetables. I've used the carrot/pea/corn/green bean mixture, which is the most popular, or just corn and green beans. There's some out there with lima beans in them (which i despise) but I'm sure would be enjoyable to some of you.

Layer Number Three is the gravy. I have been known to add TOO much gravy, and then it ends up boiling over. Really one and a half of these jars would be perfect.

Make up the mashed potatoes according to the directions on the box. Sometimes I've gotten fancy with how I put Layer Number Four on there - with my Pampered Chef Accent Decorator, making pretty little swirls. Sometimes I just spread (and I use that term loosely) the potatoes on the top - it's not easy, I don't recommend that method. On this night, I used a scoop, which worked beautifully.

Now it's ready to hit the 425 degree oven for about half an hour, til it looks like this.

And because it's got your meat, veggie and starch all in one, you can serve with just a salad, or a breadstick and feel good about yourself. So that's what I did.

ribs and fries

One of our new summertime favorites!

Pork spareribs...SO yummy, and really SO easy to make! We have them with relative frequency, particularly when they are on sale! My kids love them so much, one rack is barely enough.

Here's how I make them:

I start with my rack(s) of ribs, some ground black pepper and what we refer to as "Special Salt" in our house - a.k.a. Lawry's Seasoned Salt.


Sprinkle ribs with Special Salt and then Ground Pepper. (You can reverse this order! :) ) Also, if you like things with a 'kick' add more black pepper.


Rub slightly.

Put onto a cookie sheet (I always cover mine with foil cause then washing, which I DESPISE, is much easier). You can see here with two racks, I use my broiler pan for one - with the bottom layer covered with foil for that 'easier clean up' idea.

Bake at 350 degrees for about an hour, sometimes a bit more. This is essentially cooking the ribs completely, but nice and slowly. This can be done much earlier in the day than the meal you intend to ingest it for.

When you're getting ready to eat, heat the grill to low and throw the ribs on there. Grill enough to completely heat through and infuse the ribs with 'grilling flavors'.

Look how yummy they look when they're done! Cut apart and serve!


To help make this meal complete, I frequently make one of my favorites - Sweet Potato Fries. While not a favorite of the kids, they can be cooked in tandem with regular potato fries, which are a favorite of kids (particularly when a big bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch is handy).

Start by peeling some Sweet Potatoes and slicing them into fry-like bite-size pieces. Throw them into a large ziploc bag and drizzle in some olive oil (not too much!) and some salt and pepper. Shake to coat.


I always cook my fries on my Pampered Chef stoneware as opposed to a regular metal cookie sheet. It helps the moisture evaporate better and can give them a bit more of cooked outer coating (I would not say that they really ever get crispy because I cook so many at a time...but if I actually spread them out more, they would crisp much better on the stoneware. (This picture is deceiving, because usually I have twice as many on the pan at one time!)

The fries will bake at 350 degrees for about 30 minutes, depending on how many you have in there, and I monitor them and try to flip them at least once while cooking.

How delicious!!! I could eat a million of these....really.

Lettuce celebrate...

...a birthday dinner choice! Asian Lettuce Rolls
This recipe is a variation of a Pampered Chef one...and while I make a very simplified version of it, which is still good, there are several ways it could be altered that would make it GREAT!

The Yahoos LOVE this meal - it is requested frequently, and you can tell it's level of popularity because it was chosen as a "Birthday Dinner" entree - the one they pick above all else to enjoy on their birthday!

So here it is: SO SIMPLE -

Ingredients :
Leaf Lettuce

Chicken (I've made this now with chicken chunks or tenderloins, or cut up breasts, or rotisserie chicken from the store...whatever you have handy)

Onion - usually I used green onions

Ramen Noodles (recipe calls for the "Oriental" flavoring, I usually use Chicken because that's what I buy by the millions at Sams Club)

The original recipe also calls for the addition of other vegetables, cut in small enough slices or strips to add to the rolls - carrots, cucumbers, etc.

You can cook the chicken plain, or which some soy sauce or teriyaki, or do some sort of Asian-inspired marinade (we have a great orange-ginger one that I think would be fabulous!).

Cook up the noodles and drain and then add your seasoning. I usually add some soy sauce to the 'included' ramen seasoning. Throw in the onions and mix it up.

If your chicken is 'chunked' you can mix it with the noodles, too. We most often do that. Last night, since we were using tenderloin strips, we just layered our rolls instead of having all the ingredients mixed together.

Then throw it on the table - Lettuce, Chicken and Noodles.


And then layer your rolls that same way! The Yahoos and Druggy sprinkle theirs with Frank's Red Hot and then roll and enjoy. I pour a little Sweet and Sour sauce on mine. Delicious!!

Creamy Spinach & Mushroom Ravioli

This is an easy, peasy recipe with some level of health to it! Can you believe I can get my kids to eat spinach?? Here's how I do it:

It starts with a package of refrigerated ravioli (I usually buy the four cheese), a can of Cream of Mushroom Soup and some fresh spinach and onion.

Boil the ravioli per the instructions on the package.


In a skillet, warm the onions, spinach (which I chopped slightly, but was still fresh) and the soup. Heat this on medium or so. The soup will start to thin and the spinach will start to cook.

When the ravioli is done boiling, drain and add to the skillet (this requires a BIG skillet, obviously). Stir it up carefully so as to not damage the ravioli and then serve. SO easy and SO good!

cobble, cobble

Turkey goes with Thanksgiving.

Peach Cobbler goes with Easter.

Say what? Yes, you read that correctly. Though I guess what I really should say is that Peach Cobbler goes with Good Friday.

Always.

I eat Peach Cobbler once a year. I don't know when it started, but I'm guessing it's been my whole life (minus the occasional Good Friday that fell over spring break, though often, if we were already in the condo as opposed to in motion, it was made!). Growing up we ate our peach cobbler for dinner, with milk. There was as time when I was a bit older, my Bro and I joined the relatives for cobblering - and I came to find out that some of them ate their cobbler for dinner with ICE CREAM. I felt robbed.

If you have 'wheat bowls' - you eat your cobbler out of this vessel. They are yellow bowls, with a white circle center, with, get this, a picture of wheat. They are china, and have a gold rim - making it a BAD idea to reheat cobbler in the microwave in a wheat bowl. I do not have wheat bowls. I believe my father to be in possession of the family collection, and unfortunately, he didn't bring them for this year's consumption (which was at my house). He won't be making that mistake again.

When I met Druggy, his family wasn't all that receptive to the idea of eating just cobbler for dinner. So, when we're with them, I make the cobbler for dessert and usually manage to choke down whatever it is that my mother-in-law is serving. It's a real sacrifice for me, as she's usually serving lobster. The horror.

On with the cobbler. Here's 'my' - aka, my mother's recipe. It's never the same twice, but it's always good - perfect for GOOD Friday.

It starts with Bisquick. I make the recipe for biscuits and then I add a bit of sugar and some cinnamon (or a mixture of cinnamon and other cinnamon-y spices - like nutmeg). These series of pictures were taken at my in-laws, and thus, the background provides some interesting tidbits. The one related to this picture is the FF on the milk...meaning fat free. Such a thing does not exist in my house.

After the cobbles are mixed up, I turn to the pan and peaches. I always use canned peaches. I know my mom has sometimes mixed frozen and canned. The frozen have a much stiffer consistency, and I prefer mush, so for me, it's canned. I use about 3 of the large cans for the 9 x 13 sized pan.

It was at this point in my pictoral documentary of peach cobbler making that my MIL wanted to know why she didn't get any attention with the blog and picture taking. So here she is cutting up the lobster for the kids' plates.

Back to cobbler - though the lobster looks good doesn't it?? Okay, once the peaches are in the pan I sprinkle them with flour (this helps thicken the sauce that also went into the pan with the peaches...so um, don't drain them). And because I so love cinnamon, I sprinkle them with that, too. Lots of that.


Next comes adding the cobbles. You can be really anal-retentive and roll them out like biscuits and use a cute little cutter and then lovingly place the cobbles on top of the peaches in some cute pattern. Or, you can do what I do and treat the cobbles like drop biscuits. (The fun tidbit in the background in this picture is the butter warmers for the lobster. I'm the only one in the family that eats mine with 'plain' butter, as opposed to lemon pepper butter. So there's a two-fer on the fun fact tidbits).


And so this is what it looks like when it's headed into a 350 degree oven for about 30 minutes.


And this is what it's gooey, warm goodness looks like when it's ready to eat. I would recommend ice cream. But milk works too. Or just plain. And always make enough for breakfast the next morning.

kid dinners vs. not

For many years, Druggy's work hours dictated our dinner time....and by our, I mean his and mine....not for the yahoos...as they were typically in bed when Druggy returned home from work. Thus was born "kid dinners" - dinners we made for the kids that are kid foods. Hot dogs, mac and cheese, chicken nuggets and ramen noodles are staples on our kid dinners menu.

With Druggy's new job, family dinners were born. The kids LOVE when I'm gone for the weekend and they are treated to Druggy's cooking - kid dinners. And sometimes, Druggy and I long for the days for kid-less dinners.

This meal is one of those meals, which we 'treat' ourselves to a couple times a month.

Spinach and Artichoke Dip and Buffalo Wings

Here's how my dip starts - and I have to say, it has never been made the same way twice, but it always tastes great (well, except the one time that I forgot the garlic - OMG - THE HORROR!)
Anyway - fresh spinach, sour cream, mayo (NOT to be confused with Miracle Whip), garlic and then the most variable items are the cheese - I shoot for both parm and mozzerlla if I have them both....if not, I use what I have!

Chop the spinach to get ready to cook. Why the fresh vs. frozen? Because. That's why.
Throw the chopped spinach into a microwave safe bowl with a tablespoon or two of water and throw (well, not literally) into the microwave for 2 -3 minutes. I use about a 1/2 pound of spinach per batch of dip.

While the spinach is cooking, chop the artichokes. I buy a can of marniated artichoke hearts - one can makes two dip batches...so I fridge or freeze the remainder for the next batch.


Once the spinach is cooked, drain out the water and then throw in the rest of the ingredients. About 3/4 cups of sour cream and 1/2 cup of mayo, a couple cloves of the garlic, some good shakes of the parm cheese and a 1/2 cup or so of mozz cheese. One of my favorite kitchen tools, by far, is my Pampered Chef garlic press. A MUST have for any fresh garlic lover. MUST.

Mix.

Put into a baking dish. I use the Pampered Chef small oval baker - I love the size not only for the portion, but also because it fits into my toaster oven!


So toss it into the toaster oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes or so - when it's nice and toasty, bubbling with a bit of brown.

Now on to the Buffalo Wings. I get the family pack of wings which makes enough for one dinner for Druggy and I together, and leftovers for Druggy later in the week (sometimes the very next day...Druggy could eat wings 5 nights a week. And, in fact, has on occasion. But I digress).

Druggy makes the buffalo wings. Always. I do not make wings. Ever.

Here's what he does (I think). Cut the wings to separate the flats from the drumettes. He cooks them on a foil covered cookie sheet that has been liberally sprayed with cooking spray (he also sprays the tops of the wings to protect them from sticking after their mid-baking flip).
They cook for 40 minutes (in 15 minute intervals for flipping - well, the last one is only 10 minutes) at 400 degrees. In the meantime, he starts the sauce, which is one stick of real butter, melted slowly on the stove with the 'right' amount of Frank's Red Hot added. As a general rule, the taste of the Red Hot concoction on the stove is always hotter/spicier than what it tastes like in combo with the wings...so when you think it's just right, add more.

Druggy lovingly dunks each flat and drumette into the sauce and places in the bowl, and then pours the remaining sauce over top. I will not describe the grotesque consumption of the half-congealed sauce from the bowl following the very diligent wing consumption. The man can pick those bones cleaner than a buzzard does a carcass.

Then dinner is served.


We don't often have the celery and ranch with the wings (neither of us care for blue cheese all that much) . We serve the dip with just about anything we have in the house - pita chips, tortilla chips, bagel chips (I'm sensing a theme), Triscuits...sometimes all of the above.


Enjoy this adult meal while watching your newly arrived Netflix selection because you're never able to escape the yahoos long enough to eat this dinner in a restaurant and enjoy a movie in a theater. Then you'll be just like us.